Well three weeks isn’t one week, but it’s not fourteen months either, so progress.
The second installment in Peri Gets Laid Every Story is set at the beginning of Caves of Androzani (led into by the final moment of Planet of Fire).

Okay, after not posting on this sideblog for fourteen months, tonight I’m going to try to goad myself into posting weekly by calling this post part one of a series: Peri Gets Laid Every Story. This is set near end of episode one of Planet of Fear.

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There’s going to be some math for a moment. Bleep over the actual figuring if you like and bear with me.
Here is the Excel formula I use to calculate the current point in years in Doctor Who’s screen history:
=(NOW()-23338.75)/365.25+1
The figure which the formula returns today, rounded to two decimal places, is 54.14. That is, had Doctor Who aired a season a year without a break since 11/22/63, we would now be one-seventh through the year when the fifty fourth season aired.Now subtract from that figure for every year I don’t consider there was any airings of Doctor Who. I don’t just mean years there was no full tv season. I keep in my count the year of Dimensions in Time and the year of the movie and even 2004 as the hypothetical year there was an imaginary season of the War Doctor, and that’s not a complete list of my inclusions (details available on request but that’s not what this post is about). The point is, this result is 43.14, or forty three and one seventh. Half of forty three and one seventh is twenty one and four sevenths. This is significant because Peri Brown, my favorite companion and my favorite companion to put in smut, joined the program in the fifth serial of seven in Season 21 in 1984.
I’ve written once or twice here that the pure excess of options to choose from when sitting down to make smut of Doctor Who characters, not to mention of Doctor Who crossovers with other franchises, is often immobilizing to me. At the same time you may have noticed that only Peri comes at all close to rivaling the Doctor for characters’ number of appearances here. Often my attempts to be inclusive and cosmopolitan run parallel to making notes on yet another scenario when Peri is persuaded by circumstances that, even though she feels zero or negative romantic or sexual attraction for the Doctor and vice versa, today for some improbable reason is a good day for Time Lord dick.
(I’m sorry-not-sorry to disappoint anyone who stops by here looking for romantic SixPeri shipping. To my id, it’s much hotter for these two characters to hook up with the added tension of each being someone the other is usually actively opposed to sharing nudity, genitalia and orgasms with.)
So I’m going to stop suppressing that impulse. Peri remained on Doctor Who through the second serial of four of the twenty-third season. Twice 23.5 is 47; minus 43.14 is 3.86. So for the next almost four years, when I wanna draw or write here about Peri Brown naked and/or having sex, I’ll please myself.
As long as I haven’t left the good drawing laptop at work for the weekend.
Okay here’s what I was going to draw on the 14th except I didn’t have the good drawing computer with me. Also it’s for the New Years Eve Monopoly prompt.
There’s going to be some math for a moment. Bleep over the actual figuring if you like and bear with me.
Here is the Excel formula I use to calculate the current point in years in Doctor Who’s screen history:
=(NOW()-23338.75)/365.25+1
The figure which the formula returns today, rounded to two decimal places, is 54.14. That is, had Doctor Who aired a season a year without a break since 11/22/63, we would now be one-seventh through the year when the fifty fourth season aired.
Now subtract from that figure for every year I don’t consider there was any airings of Doctor Who. I don’t just mean years there was no full tv season. I keep in my count the year of Dimensions in Time and the year of the movie and even 2004 as the hypothetical year there was an imaginary season of the War Doctor, and that’s not a complete list of my inclusions (details available on request but that’s not what this post is about). The point is, this result is 43.14, or forty three and one seventh. Half of forty three and one seventh is twenty one and four sevenths. This is significant because Peri Brown, my favorite companion and my favorite companion to put in smut, joined the program in the fifth serial of seven in Season 21 in 1984.
I’ve written once or twice here that the pure excess of options to choose from when sitting down to make smut of Doctor Who characters, not to mention of Doctor Who crossovers with other franchises, is often immobilizing to me. At the same time you may have noticed that only Peri comes at all close to rivaling the Doctor for characters’ number of appearances here. Often my attempts to be inclusive and cosmopolitan run parallel to making notes on yet another scenario when Peri is persuaded by circumstances that, even though she feels zero or negative romantic or sexual attraction for the Doctor and vice versa, today for some improbable reason is a good day for Time Lord dick.
(I’m sorry-not-sorry to disappoint anyone who stops by here looking for romantic SixPeri shipping. To my id, it’s much hotter for these two characters to hook up with the added tension of each being someone the other is usually actively opposed to sharing nudity, genitalia and orgasms with.)
So I’m going to stop suppressing that impulse. Peri remained on Doctor Who through the second serial of four of the twenty-third season. Twice 23.5 is 47; minus 43.14 is 3.86. So for the next almost four years, when I wanna draw or write here about Peri Brown naked and/or having sex, I’ll please myself.
As long as I haven’t left the good drawing laptop at work for the weekend.
CHARACTER: [sitting down to a Monopoly game at a New Years Eve party] Okay, but let’s make it interesting. First bankrupt has to strip off and go bareass the rest of the night, and get off in front of everyone at midnight. Winner has the option of getting them off. Agreed?
CHARACTER: [themself is first out of the game]I’ll take prompts between now and New Years Eve, and draw them then: your fav Doctor& companion, a set of crossover characters they’re visiting, who the challenger/loser is, and who the winner is (unless you want the winner to opt out). For each prompt I’ll draw at least three panels: the challenge, the loser’s cash out, and at least one of midnight. If against all odds I go out New Years Eve or are otherwise somehow not in a position to draw, then I’ll draw them New Years Day. If I don’t get any prompts I’ll probably draw at least one anyway.
I didn’t get any prompts and I left the good linedrawing laptop at work
and I’d rather spend the evening coming up with a Three
Faces to draw, so I’ll do this another time.
CHARACTER: [sitting down to a Monopoly game at a New Years Eve party] Okay, but let’s make it interesting. First bankrupt has to strip off and go bareass the rest of the night, and get off in front of everyone at midnight. Winner has the option of getting them off. Agreed?
CHARACTER: [themself is first out of the game]I’ll take prompts between now and New Years Eve, and draw them then: your fav Doctor& companion, a set of crossover characters they’re visiting, who the challenger/loser is, and who the winner is (unless you want the winner to opt out). For each prompt I’ll draw at least three panels: the challenge, the loser’s cash out, and at least one of midnight. If against all odds I go out New Years Eve or are otherwise somehow not in a position to draw, then I’ll draw them New Years Day. If I don’t get any prompts I’ll probably draw at least one anyway.
CHARACTER: [sitting down to a Monopoly game at a New Years Eve party] Okay, but let’s make it interesting. First bankrupt has to strip off and go bareass the rest of the night, and get off in front of everyone at midnight. Winner has the option of getting them off. Agreed?
CHARACTER: [themself is first out of the game]I’ll take prompts between now and New Years Eve, and draw them then: your fav Doctor& companion, a set of crossover characters they’re visiting, who the challenger/loser is, and who the winner is (unless you want the winner to opt out). For each prompt I’ll draw at least three panels: the challenge, the loser’s cash out, and at least one of midnight. If against all odds I go out New Years Eve or are otherwise somehow not in a position to draw, then I’ll draw them New Years Day. If I don’t get any prompts I’ll probably draw at least one anyway.
CHARACTER: [sitting down to a Monopoly game at a New Years Eve party] Okay, but let’s make it interesting. First bankrupt has to strip off and go bareass the rest of the night, and get off in front of everyone at midnight. Winner has the option of getting them off. Agreed?
CHARACTER: [themself is first out of the game]I’ll take prompts between now and New Years Eve, and draw them then: your fav Doctor& companion, a set of crossover characters they’re visiting, who the challenger/loser is, and who the winner is (unless you want the winner to opt out). For each prompt I’ll draw at least three panels: the challenge, the loser’s cash out, and at least one of midnight. If against all odds I go out New Years Eve or are otherwise somehow not in a position to draw, then I’ll draw them New Years Day. If I don’t get any prompts I’ll probably draw at least one anyway.
CHARACTER: [sitting down to a Monopoly game at a New Years Eve party] Okay, but let’s make it interesting. First bankrupt has to strip off and go bareass the rest of the night, and get off in front of everyone at midnight. Winner has the option of getting them off. Agreed?
CHARACTER: [themself is first out of the game]
I’ll take prompts between now and New Years Eve, and draw them then: your fav Doctor& companion, a set of crossover characters they’re visiting, who the challenger/loser is, and who the winner is (unless you want the winner to opt out). For each prompt I’ll draw at least three panels: the challenge, the loser’s cash out, and at least one of midnight. If against all odds I go out New Years Eve or are otherwise somehow not in a position to draw, then I’ll draw them New Years Day. If I don’t get any prompts I’ll probably draw at least one anyway.
I have an irrational aversion to writing here of my NSFW sideblog, as if the mere mention will reverse the polarity of this non-NSFW blog or something. This aversion has been aided by lack of activity on the sideblog for most of its first year. But there have been two new entries in the past month, and I have a four-day weekend for Christmas so the laptop that’s my best computer for drawing on will be home from work like it was at Thanksgiving, so I anticipate a third by this time next week. I’ve given up using the sideblog as a mere announcer for presentationy works on a subdirectory of my website, since I suspect the presentationy workload was one of the obstacles to there being more entries so, if that was something that put you off it, entries aren’t just links any more.
Tryna keep this blog active so I guess sometimes there can be stories instead of cartoons. One event in the process that led to the creation of this blog was a discussion among several people, one of whom still follows this blog despite the near year of inactivity, of the total or near-total lack on the internet of SixPeri sex pollen fic with any sex, so let’s address that.
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“I’m quite certain,” said the Doctor, “that both of us have passed beyond competence to consent.”
I’m not drawing fancy bi-panel animated color comic strips for Heroes of Red Faces, like the two so far, as often as I’d like to post there (the first one was planned to be about ten panels instead of two till I discovered how long each panel takes to produce [the full version will still update one day {some of the rest are already done}]). So sometimes an update will be a single panel and/or unanimated and/or monocolor line drawing or, like right now, all three. The latest Heroes of Red Faces cartoon features the Doctor, Susan Foreman, Mr. Spock, and Lieutenant Uhura and is set previous to the first episodes of Doctor Who and of Star Trek. Tagged kinks are non-nudists naked together not for sex and all characters are eighteen Earth years or older.
I wanted the next Heroes of Red Faces to be a crossover just to stress that it won’t be all Doctor/companion (sometimes the Doctor won’t even appear). The new entry at Heroes of Red Faces features the Doctor and Leia Organa and is tagged one night stand, first time together, and age difference.
What attracted me to Doctor Who in the first place was the built-in prospects for fanfiction crossovers. With the TARDIS there isn’t anyone the Doctor can’t visit … or, if that’s what you’ve set out for, shag.
But that only works against me when I’m for drawing some Doctor Who crossover fan porn. Because I have to pick one. I have to pick one.
I wanted the next Heroes of Red Faces to be a crossover just to stress that it won’t be all Doctor/companion (sometimes the Doctor won’t even appear). I think I’ve picked who it’s to be. I mean to draw it this weekend. I say that publicly in hopes that having said it publicly will induce me to actually do it.
I’ve been drawing twentieth century Doctor Who sex fantasies since the twentieth century but not so much the revival, and I want to fix that. So here’s the Doctor and Rose in a missing scene from the end of The Girl in the Fireplace.
After less than a week I realized that it was a mistake to create a Tumblr side blog for sex cartoons.
They ought to be hosted on my own webspace where I have proper control over presentation.
I’m not going to delete the side blog, I think. Just, it’ll be for links to the cartoons instead of uploading them. (I’ve decided not to link from the main blog after this because I don’t want it getting mistaken for nsfw.) The first cartoon is now live at the new hosting. Scripts for the dialogued panel of several candidates for the second cartoon are on hand, and I have a long weekend.
A missing scene from Doctor Who: Revelation of the Daleks with the Doctor and Peri Brown. Kinks include platonic friend sex, first time, power imbalance*, age difference.
* I wouldn’t have thought of this left to myself but someone I know is squicked by Doctor/companion sex since the companions are basically wholly dependent on him for food, shelter, and getting home again in event of a falling out; and I have to concede the imbalance is there even if I don’t believe he’d ever abuse it. Readers are invited to ask me to add tags to existing posts for kinks they wish to avoid. Or to hunt up.

